Ashleigh Brilliant

Aphorisms Attributed to This Aphorist

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Today's children are required to learn what most people in former times were forbidden to know.

tiny.ag/veiyrnvp · submitted 1997

Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.

According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.

tiny.ag/vv4beyfe · submitted 1997

All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.

tiny.ag/4t1buvks · submitted 1997

I don't have any solution but I certainly admire the problem.

tiny.ag/nsami72o · submitted 1997

I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

tiny.ag/ow2rizet · submitted 1998

In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything.

tiny.ag/aodtqiq7 · submitted 1997

Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down.

tiny.ag/rts5bix2 · submitted 1997

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

tiny.ag/cz34szjm · submitted 1997

My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.

tiny.ag/bvtzf17g · submitted 1997

Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

tiny.ag/rsmenqfu · submitted 1997

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and whatever you hit, call it the target.

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